Monday, June 11, 2007

Paris Hilton: How to Live a Rich, Full Life with your Brain on your Publicist's Desk

First of all, let me apologize for the time between posts, even a life as banal as mine must intercede occasionally. On with the show, off with 'er head.

Of course we have all read the news and unfortunately that means being forced to be up to date on this refugee from the Taming of the Shrew. Every one of the myriad talking heads in America has been rightly clamoring to have her serve out her full sentence, which is anemic even by the liberal California standards. I am not nailing her to the cross for the actual DUI, we are all prone to errors in judgement, often with more disastrous consequences than a wrecked SUV. Her tearful wailing and quasi-sanctioned house arrest make me think she's watched a few too many episodes of Oz. Her recent about face probably has less to do with acceptance than one of her minders coming down to the prison and hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

Justicia exsisto caecus , tamen id est etiam penuriosus
uber vadum pondus libra per aurum

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